Hollington Mummers Play
Hollington Mummers Play

This is the text for the Mummers Play performed in the village of Hollington. The play was collected by S. Arnott in 1869 and published in Sussex Notes & Queries. The length of the play suggests it is incomplete, the doctors speeches in particular being conspicuous in their absence.

SUSSEX TIPTEERER'S PLAY


DRAMATIS PERSONAE

MummerLines
Father Christmas3
King George10
Hy Gwyer9
Turkish Knight6
Doctor0!
Bold Slasher4
Tommy Twingtwang7

ENTER FATHER CHRISTMAS
Father Christmas: In comes I, Old Father Christmas,
Am I welcome or am I not.
I hope old Father Christmas will never be forgot.
ENTER KING GEORGE
King George: In comes I, King George,
That noble champion bold,
With my long glitering sword,
I won my crown of gold;
I fought the fiery dragon,
I brought him to great slaughter,
And by those means I won,
The King of Egypts daughter.
ENTER HY GWYER
Hy Gwyer: In comes I, Hy Gwyer,
With my face as red as fire;
I have been through Italy, France, and Spain;
Here I am returned again.
Here I am, all cuts and scars,
Just come from the raging wars;
Many a battle have I been in,
And many a battle have I seen,
For the sake of George our King.
ENTER TURKISH KNIGHT
Turkish Knight: In comes I, Turkish Knight,
From Turkish Land I came,
To fight, to fight King George,
That noble champion bold,
And if his blood is hot,
I will quickly make it cold.
King George: Turkish Knight, don't cut your caper;
I'll cleave you down with my long rapier.
They fight and the Turkish Knight is killed. The Doctor enters and brings him to life again.
ENTER BOLD SLASHER
Bold Slasher: In comes I, Bold Slasher,
Bold Slasher is my name;
With my long and glittering sword,
I wish to end this game.
ENTER TOMMY TWINGTWANG
Tommy Twingtwang: In comes I, Little Tommy Twingtwang,
Come here to press all you jolly blades aboard a man-of-war.
My name is Happy Jack,
With my wife and family at my back.
Though I am short, stout, and small,
I count myself the best man of you all.

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